That E=MC² Guy| Dilbert's maker| It varies| Names aint known

That E=MC² Guy (Albert Einstien )

"I never think of the future. It comes soon enough."
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."
"The true value of a human being is determined primarily by the measure and the sense in which he has attained liberation from the self."
"If we knew what it was we were doing, it would not be called research, would it?"
"The devil has put a penalty on all things we enjoy in life. Either we suffer in health or we suffer in soul or we get fat."
"Things should be made as simple as possible, but not any simpler."
"The only reason for time is so that everything doesn't happen at once."

Dilbert's Maker (Scott Adams)

"I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by."
"As you suspected, all of your co-workers are fools. You must learn to pity and tolerate them." via Dogbert
"Feedback is a business term which refers to the joy of criticizing other people's work. This is one of the few genuine pleasures of the job, and you should milk it for all it's worth." via Dogbert

RATBERT: "The great thing about this country is that we have freedom of speech! (pause) Is it okay to say that?" DOGBERT: "Hmm...Let's see if it's on the free speech checklist...Okay, you didn't advocate overthrowing the government...You were not obscene...You did not generalize about a disadvantaged group...You did not teach children anything useful or practical...You didn't refer to anybody who can afford a lawyer to sue us...and there's nobody within hearing distance who can harm us financially...You're clear."

It Varies (A lotta folks)

"I have made this letter longer than usual because I lack the time to make it short."
- Blaise Pascal
"Non-violence is the best weapon"
- Martin Luther King JR.
"Part of succeeding in life is overcoming the unknown"
- That Guy (me)
"Be curious, not judgmental."
- Walt Whitman
"He liked people therefore people liked him."
- Mark Twain
"If you have nothing to say, say nothing."
- Charles Caleb Colting
"They couldn’t hit an elephant at this dist..."
- Army Officer
"Cheer up! The worst is yet to come."
- Philander Chase J
"The best is the enemy of the good."
- Voltair
"Too much of a good thing can be wonderful."
- Mae West

Those Unknown (Nobody told me their names)

"If you have a wish, any wish, if it is in the power of your friends it will come true."
"You don't have any power in trying to control or avert death you only have power when you improve the quality of an already existing life."
"Remember you're special, just like everyone else."
"No matter how wretched and unfulfilling your life is don’t try to change it"
"Wisdom is the power that enables us to use knowledge for the benefit of ourselves and others."
"If your life is free of failures, you’re not taking enough risks."
"Destiny is not a matter of chance, its a matter of choice. It is not a thing to be waited for, it is a thing to be achieved."